Micronesia

Soy un autoestopista venido del siglo 29, en donde escapé del reinado de los clones de Chevy Chase, que controlaban el planeta tras la guerra Hustler-Penthouse.
Ahora trato de viajar al siglo 12, a dónde huyó mi criada mexicana con 50 onzas de cocaina pura y los planos de la estrella de la muerte.

Archive

Nov
7th

Sat

juliasegal:

girlgerms:

unicornology:

iguessthatscool:U GUISE ITS ME

i need to barrow this guys sign.

The basic cable version…comedian Greg Johnson has a really funny joke about this scene….

suicideblonde:

thedame:

kattherapy:

flickflickflicker:

whitepajamas:ohmygah:(via palahniukandchocolate)

“I’M A LUMBERJACK AND I’M OK.”

(via flickflickflicker)

suicideblonde:

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Sheryl Nields

juliasegal:

brunettevixen:

(via theanimalinme)

Oh God. I really need my bed to look more like this.

Nov
6th

Fri

applebottom:

(via kayfabe)

via www.ruben7fg.com

suicideblonde:

Gay Empire

nerviosismo:

007 (via theywillseeme) Oh boy!

Nov
5th

Thu

via 1.media.tumblr.com

juliasegal:

I wonder if anyone has ever pitched the idea of a horror version of Say Anything… with a bunch of Lloyd Doblers stalking a girl…actually that still sounds like a awesome love story.